Wow, what a bummer, the Governor of South Carolina has to be soooooooooo embarrassed. It looks like the Governor told a little white lie to his staff and said he was going “hiking” for the weekend. The only problem is he forgot to tell his wife, who alerted the media, and over the weekend it was on CNN “Where’s the Governor?”

It turns out, the Governor didn’t go hiking, he went to Argentina to visit his mistress. Oops…that’s more like a big fat lie. What men will do for booty on the side. Why in the world do you have to go all the way to Argentina? Crazy.

Washington Post Reports:

Gov. Mark Sanford (R-S.C.) admitted that he had conducted an extramarital affair with a woman in Argentina who he had gone to visit over the last five days — during which time a massive media story developed over where he was and why.

“I have been unfaithful to my wife . . . I developed a relationship with what started as a dear dear friend,” said Sanford.

He said that he had met the woman, who he did not name, roughly eight years ago and that it had become romantic within the last year. He visited her three times during the past year, Sanford said, and noted that his wife, Jenny, had been aware of the affair for the past five months.

“First and foremost, I apologize to my wife and my four boys. I have made decisions that have hurt and will continue to hurt them, and for that I’m sincerely sorry,” Sanford said in a statement released after his at-times rambling announcement in the South Carolina statehouse. “Jenny has stood by me through campaign after campaign, through hard time after hard time, and neither she nor the boys deserve this. Please offer them your prayers.”

It looks like wifey poo got her sweet revenge, not only did she embarrass her husband, he will  probably have to resign as Governor.  Nothing like the wrath of a scorned women, lets hope she doesn’t hit Twitter.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.