It’s official, the Real Housewives of New Jersey is a HUGE HIT. Possibly even bigger then Real Housewives of Atlanta. I think the new girls in Jersey are probably the hottest and definitely the richest. They have that sexy Soprano vibe going on.

The other woman, the girls love to hate is Danielle Staub. The chick who at 45, has a body to die for, but a face that looks like she slept in a tub of Botox. Not a good look. She’s definitely pretty but in a very plastic-porn star way.

She told E Online the following:

“I’m not the most gorgeous woman in the world, but I’m kinda hot,” Staub tells me. “I might just be the ultimate threat.”

No surprise, but this 45-year-old single mother of two is already being set up on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as the town, you know, rhymes with lamp.

“I think I’m just a really secure woman, and sometimes, people are less than enthusiastic about having me around,” Danielle says.

The other Housewives gossip that Danielle’s past may include prostitution, drug cartels and kidnapping. What’s Danielle got to say for herself? “I’m baffled,” she says of the accusations.

Even so, she declines to elaborate. “Oh, that would be like reading the end of the book; I can’t give that away, but it’s so exciting.”

In another stinger, fellow Housewife Teresa Giudice claims that Danielle has a much younger man in her life who she orally pleasures on a daily basis.

“How would anyone know what goes on in my home besides me? And especially what goes on in my bedroom,” Danielle says. “I’ve never been into threesomes, so it’s only me and one other person. I don’t know how she’d know what goes on in my house. So, I think it’s her bad, not mine.”

Whatever Danielle has done, she makes very good TV. She could easily be a character on the Sopranos, or one of Tony’s mistresses. Definitely my guilty pleasure this season.