Wow, you know you’ve hit the Z list when you’re hitting the Grand Opening of a Malibu Lumber Yard. What celebrity attended? The Donald’s ex, Ms. Marla Maples. Maybe she was looking for a “handyman.”

Marla is still a gorgeous Scorpio, but it’s safe to say that her career is in the toilet. Last year, she was reportedly dating super dupa sexy, Andy Baldwin. They dated for awhile, but as most MILF/toyboy relationships go, they called it quits.

In other weird news, Marla Maples dated Anand Jon Alexander (fashion designer) for about two years before Anand was arrested for serial rape in 2007. Anand was also charged for committing lewd acts in 2003. Marla continues to support Anand and even visits him in jail.

It’s kind of her, but this guy was convicted of raping over 20 women and isn’t eligible for parole until 2075. She definitely understands the meaning of unconditional love. Maybe she should get back with Michael Bolton, he’s still single.

We love ya Marla, you look smoking hot for 45.