John Mayer, I seriously think he tries too hard. He’s a funny guy but incredibly narcissitic. In his latest interview, johnmayer1on the John Mayer booze cruise, he admits making out with Perez Hilton for five minutes. I love Perez, but come on, if you’re bi-curious, it’s an interesting choice to take a walk on the wild side ? A gossip gangsta??? It’s like begging someone, PLEASE UNLOCK THE CLOSET DOOR!!!

Mayer said he wanted to prove a point, that he was more of a sick fuck than Perez. What? Also, that he would have sex with Perez until he ran away screaming. I guess that means Perez would be the bottom. Mayer I got news for you, Perez is Latin, the only boy who would be screaming is you. So is he straight, bi, or gay? Or, does he just think he’s super funny?

I like Mayer’s music, I think his blogs are funny, and he’s cute when he has long hair. With short hair, he looks like a big dork. It’s rumored Jessica Simpson thought he was too kinky, maybe he should try boys for awhile. For now, Mayer says he is pouring his heart and soul into his music. The Libra dude says that Aniston was too negative for him and obsessed with her looks. Yes, but I think Mayer is too obsessed with his schlong.

Anyhoo, that’s the latest on Mayer the player. I still say Mayer and Kate Hudson will hook up. A Libra and an Aries, they say opposites attract. One playa, too another. Stay tuned. I’m sure he will be blabbing more soon.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.