Today it was announced Madonna is seeking to adopt a second child. I guess her son David needs a playmate and her nanny needs another child to watch.

I guess the country of Malawi is not impressed and is sending a STRONG message to Madonna. If she thinks she will be allowed to adopt another child, she needs to think again. I guess they’re not too impressed with her lifestyle.

It turns out there may be a downside to Madonna”s ability to hook up with whatever 20-something male model she pleases, aside from the risk of exotic diseases. Malawi”s adoption officials are now saying Madge”s fling with 22-year-old Brazilian Jesus Luz “” and her rumored hookup with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez “” may doom her desire to adopt another child.

“Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes,” said a senior official from Malawi”s Ministry of Women and Child Welfare Development, noting her split from Guy Ritchie. “The news she is linked to another woman”s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”

Also, I’m sure the recent firing of her Australian nanny, Angela Jacobsen, hasn’t helped. She claimed Madonna was sending her “assistant” to pick out a child and arrange adoption papers. Yes, I guess it’s like buying a loaf of bread at the grocery store.

Does Madonna really need another child? Our Leo girl is starting to act really creepy in her old age. UGH!!!

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.