On the new episode of Millionaire Matchmaker, I was shocked when Patti Stanger said she was 47. I thought she was 35 or 36, she looks great for her age. One question, why the hell isn’t she married with kids? Always the bridesmaid and never the bride?

That girl can be nasty, plus some of the people she picks for her millionaires and millionairesses aren’t that great. You can find any of those guys and girls at local clubs in Hollywood. They pay $20k for that? I would want my money back.

Tonight’s show was especially hilarious. STD Dave returned, the sex toy king, who is a nice Jewish boy at heart. The other was a botox beauty Shauna, who was a bit delusional. She wants some young hot stud who will hump and dump her. Anyhoo, Patti put them in their place. STD Dave has actually found love and the other chick is still looking for Mr. Goodbar.

Patti has a new book out which should be pretty good. She dishes some good advice, especially for LA. Yes, we are very superficial here. Although, if you go down to the beach area, or the suburbs the dating seen is much easier. Definitely one of my favorite shows.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Astrochicks.com. Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.