In another episode of “Sleazy in Seattle,” according to sources, in the most “Shocking Bachelor” moment, our fickle Cancer boy Jason, will get down on bended knee on AFTRC 2. Will he ask Molly to marry him? I hope not. What does that make, THREE marriage proposals in one year? Maybe Jason and Molly should move to Utah, or join the cast of “Big Love” on HBO.  Bill Paxton can give him advice on how to handle multiple wives.

I’m sorry, this just seems so insincere, so silly, and so wrong. Molly is a young girl, she’s only 24, and I seriously seriously doubt this relationship will last. Jason is divorced and has already asked three women to marry him. In the real world, most women would run screaming in the other direction.

Jason seemed so smug on Jimmy Kimmel. I just wanted to reach through the TV set and slap him. Jimmy asked a good question, why ask either chick to get married. Wait he said, date for awhile.

I think Jason is an insensitive turd, explaining himself about “what happened.” BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Jason actually thinks Melissa and him will be friends someday. CRAZY TRAIN!!! He’s going to help single parents??? Please. Yes, it’s your life but you are responsible for hurting Melissa’s feelings. If you would have kept Molly, would you have dumped her and asked Melissa to take you back? Very weird.

I seriously hope ABC isn’t thinking about airing this wedding. Heck, maybe Melissa will even get to be a bridesmaid. I love Jimmy, he really gave him a hard time. Go home Jason, bring on Jillian.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.