Poor Bret, each season of Rock of Love, the girls get skankier and skankier. In fact, in a recent interview, Bret
Michaels admitted to having a celebrity crush on Jennifer Aniston.
If things don’t work out with Mayer, Aniston has a second singing suitor waiting in the wings: “Rock of Love” bad boy Bret Michaels. “Bret is really crushing on Jen,” a pal of Michaels confides. “He says she’s the kind of girl you can have a good time with, but can still take home to Mom.”
While we think Michaels could rock Jen’s love, a Mayer pal says: “Jen can date whoever she pleases, but she should keep in mind that John’s tour bus is so much better than Bret’s!”
Astrologically, Bret is a Pisces and Jen is an Aquarius. I think Bret might be too emotional for Jen, she needs a guy that is a little bit more aloof. Plus, I think all the groupies would drive her crazy. Of course, I’m sure she’s flattered. Hopefully, Bret will find love one of these days. No more Rock of Love’s Brett.


Take a shower Brett and while you’re at it, throw some disinfectant down your throat.
ewe….gross….