Is it just me, or does Bret Michaels look a bit haggard on his new show, Rock of Love Bus? I love the guy, but he really needs to cut down on the partying. He’s not looking very healthy lately. Plus, he’s a sweet and loving Pisces guy, these shows are wreaking havoc on his emotional psyche. He’s like a sponge, he picks up on everything emotionally, positive or negative.

Anyhoo, for all you rocker fans wanting to take a walk on the wild side, this is the show for you. If you wonder why groupies are called ” sperm receptacles,” now you know. Really skanky and desperate to bang any rock star. Just for a few minutes of fame, or bragging rights.

VH1 Says:

How will Bret find a woman to ‘rock his world’ when his world is always moving? VH1 is loading up a tour bus filled with beautiful babes and taking them on tour across the country. Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels takes contestants out of the mansion and on the road in true rock star style. This season will feature all-new ladies vying for Bret’s affection while traveling across America following Bret on a month-long tour. The contestants will face new challenges to see if they can handle the rock star life on the road.

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

I don’t know about you but I felt like I had to whip out the hand sanitizer before watching the show. Where do they find these girls? UGH!!! Of course I’m going to watch it, I love train wrecks, and this show has plenty of them. Let the drama begin.

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Jacy Nova

Jacy Nova is the resident Astrologer and Managing Editor for Born under the zodiac sign of Virgo, she has a Libra Rising and Libra Moon.