It’s only Sunday, but I’m “jonezin” for my weekly reality dose of Real Chance of Love. I really love the Stallionaires, I think Real is gorgeous and Chance is pretty cute too.

I think Real and Chance made a good choice by kicking Promo, a.k.a. April Lynn, to the curb. For the first time, she’s speaking out about her “experience” on the reality show.

Promo’s Interview:

When we got there, half the girls didn’t even know Real was going to be there. They thought it was just going to be Chance’s show. Looking back at the episode, many of the girls were all over both guys or the opposite guy that they ended up with. They like to brag that they’re loyal, but they’re all fake. They didn’t know what they wanted, except for Stalker.

I think I was just totally genuine. I wanted to take time to sit down with both of them. I had no idea that we’d end up being chosen by one of the guys and then we’d have to remain on their side. I thought they’d pick together. I was shocked that Chance gave me the chain, because I only spent a long time with Real that night. He was the one I was interested in getting to know. He was so nice. Later that night, I was at the bar and Chance came over to me saying, “Why don’t you talk to me? You’re not into me?” He was approaching me, so I didn’t take the time to try to approach him. When he picked me, I told him I was there for Real. And he goes, “Well, let me show you my sweet side. I have a side to me that’s just like my brother.” So that’s why I accepted the chain.

When Milf was talking to Real, she said that you pursued him because it was easier than pursuing Chance.

Yeah, where’d she get that? I never told her that! And she sounded so confident, too, like she was repeating my words. She’s nuts, man. She doesn’t know s***. Bottom line: I was her biggest competition and first chance she had, she wanted to get me out of there. I’m like a 50-year-younger version of Milf. She just wishes she was 50 years younger and she looked like me.

Promo is young, she’s only 22, and a Gemini girl. She said she wasn’t there for promotion, that she already was “modeling” before that. Yes, but if your work requires you to “promote,” what better way than on national TV as the token blond bimbo. Anyhoo, she’s gone. I seriously hope Real picks someone else besides MILF. We will find out tomorrow night. Stay tuned.