He’s back, our favorite political blogger. Nostraboris was out with the flu bug, but he’s back just in time to grace us with his opinion about tomorrow’s debate.

Nostraboris Says:

Swing voters. It’s not open-mindedness that leaves a person torn between the old white guy or the young black guy. It’s a complete lack of any mindedness.

In the unlikely scenario of a zapping swing-tard stumbling on the VP debate, he will see an old dude with a gray, mullet like comb-over being mean to a feisty, yet clueless MILF.

Will Palin’s lack of substance mobilize our undecided viewer? Or will the shrieking porno secretary with glasses cause him to briefly attempt rubbing one out with the sound muted, before moving on?

Will Biden’s words forever change the swing-moron, or will his eyes glaze over as the senator babbles on?

Exactly. The swing voters are not Einsteins pondering the universe.

In fact, they are the least likely to read newspapers and follow current world events. Yet they are the drooling humanoids that tip the scale when it comes to electing our leaders.Obama supporters are chuckling at the thought of Joe Biden sending Sarah Palin back to the picket-line outside her local planned parenthood. I however, am not convinced.

Biden may have opinions on issues Palin has never even heard of, but unfortunately, this is not about who is more capable, more intelligent or more informed. It’s about who is liked the best, by the worst: the clueless.

If you’re interested in some more funny musings, check out his blog at Nostraboris.com.