What is up with Mark Wahlberg? He must have the ego the size of Texas. If you caught Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night, he got his jock strap all tied up in a knot. Why? It was when Kimmel brought up the recent SNL skit poking fun at him.

Jossip Reports:

Marky Mark had his panties all in a funky bunch last night on The Jimmy Kimmel show, still pissed about that Saturday Night Live sketch where Andy Samberg impersonated him talking to animals.

After Kimmel plays some of the video, Wahlberg, with absolutely no trace of humor whatsoever says, “When I see that kid, I’m going to crack that big fucking nose of his.”

You’d think growing up on the tough streets of Boston with a third nipple would have given Mark a little bit of training with chilling the eff out:

What’s does Wahlberg’s astrological chart show? Mark was born on June 5, 1971 and is a Gemini, the sign of the twins. I guess we watched Wahlberg’s evil twin on Kimmel last night. His Moon in Scorpio makes him incredibly intense. It’s squared by his Venus in lusty Taurus and Mars in kinky Aquarius. What does this mean? He is a VERY INSECURE man and probably felt that Andy Samberg was “tarnishing” his star image. Also, he has a nasty temper as well.

Come on Mark, you’re a great looking guy, talented actor, who has a zillion dollars. Get over yourself and pull that stick out of your ass. You might have a little fun. (I wonder if he’s related to the Baldwin Brothers?)