Oct
29

NOSTRABORIS SAYS - Elisabeth Hasselback Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed!

Nostraboris has been on hiatus for the last week. A couple of web terrorists hacked into his blog and poof it was gone. Notelisabethhasselback.jpg to worry, he’s back and this weeks post is about “Elisabitch from the View.”

Nostraboris Says:

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the intellectual ingredient on “The View”, stated that McCain staffers calling Sarah Palin a diva for demanding a $150,000 wardrobe, are SEXIST.I’m not one to question her vast expertise, but I’m confused.

If calling a woman a diva makes you a sexist, doesn’t calling a MAN a diva make you a complete asshole?

Follow me back in time to July 30th, when the GOP was communicating it’s ideals and principles to Americans by means of the “Obama is a celebrity” narrative. To spread awareness, fair and balanced Fox News hosted an article on it’s website titled: “McCain Staff Compares Obama to Hollywood Divas”.

Taking the high road, the article questions Obama’s soaring popularity by pointing out that: “Only celebrities like Barack Obama go to the gym three times a day”, and: “Only a celebrity of Barack Obama’s magnitude could attract 200,000 fans”.

Weighing brain capacity in one hand, and ambition in the other, one must conclude that only two factors could explain Elisabeth Hasselbeck decision to work for a campaign run by people she apparently considers sexist assholes:

1 Lack of integrity
2 Being a dummy

They are not mutually exclusive.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a Gemini, either you love her or you hate her. Her original rise to fame was “eye candy” for the Survivor series. Now the trophy wife for the quarterback of the Washington Redskins, she’s the lone Republican for the popular womans show, The View. Rumor is she will be leaving The View soon, lets hope so.

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