On a weekly basis, we feature political commentary by Nostraboris, a self proclaimed Dutch American prophet. Here’s his latest political musings on the Townhall debate.

Nostraboris Says:

What an awful format. The “Town-Hall”. An awkward replica of the town square, filled with a crowd of hysterical A.D.D suffering nimrods, gathered to be comforted by leadership. How annoying to watch Obama lower himself to exchange zingers with the desperate old man.

I’m a political junkie, so how come I’m not really enjoying my favorite team take on the other anymore? Is it because the AC in my house is broken and it’s a fucking 100 degrees in here, or am I feeling hollow after blowing a load of money on a new Pro Tools rig online, without anything to show for it because they still have to ship it to me.

Maybe instant gratification is worth paying sales tax. But I digress. At this point, does this kind of staged brawl add anything? Or is it just entertainment? I think I have spin-fatigue. It’s like jury duty, and there are a bunch of knuckle heads that are still not sure if it was murder, despite the defendants boot print in the victims bashed out brains.

Why can’t Obama just say “SHUT UP, OLD MAN, THIS AIN’T NONE OF YOUR GOD-DAMN BUSINESS”, Samuel Jackson style? Let’s have an election and decide to either speed up the end of the empire we live in, or get a stay of execution.

So tell us how you really feel. If anyone is wondering, Nostraboris is a Libra with a Virgo Rising. Which gives him a lethal combination of charm and sarcasm.