Paris Hilton is no ditz, she’s an actress, singer, business woman, and now it looks like philosopher. In a recent interview, she asked what advice she would give to young women. What did she say?

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I thought her quote was hilarious and quite true. Paris is an Aquarius, unique, smart, and super funny. She’s toned down her party girl ways and has settled with rocker Benji Madden. The next year looks quite prosperous for her and I predict she will be sporting an engagement ring soon.

In December 2007, Hilton’s grandfather Barron Hilton pledged 97 percent of his estate to a charitable organization founded by his father, the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. An immediate pledge of $1.2 billion was made, with a further $1.1 billion due after his death.

What does this mean for Paris? She’ll still inherit millions, just not billions!