According to Levi Johnston’s MySpace page, he doesn’t want kids. Oops! I guess he forgot to use birth control, wait a minute, that’s right, his future Mother in Law doesn’t believe in it.

We got to Levi Johnston’s MySpace page before it went private. This is what Levi wrote to describe himself:

“I’m a f**kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.”

Status: “In a relationship.”

Children: “I don’t want kids.”

That’s quite a few swear words for a good “Christian” boy. Nuff said.