Sep
16

RUSSELL BRAND – Advises Gay Porn Star to Go Back to College!

You gotta love Russell Brand, he’s one hilarious, and cheeky dude. He was first introduced to America, when he starred as the rockstar boyfriend,russellbrand1.jpg in the funny film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Next stop, he was this years host of the VMA’s, and ruffled a few feathers by making fun of our Prezzy.

He has a new DVD dropping soon and it seems that he loves to leave rambling blog messages on his MySpace page. Here’s an excerpt:

I’ve been trying to explain to the Americans what an extraordinary week it has been in English Premier League football and I am running out of analogies. I told a young actress it was like Brad and Angelina kicking their babies into a waterfall on the very day that Morgan Freeman came out as whoopsie. I told a comic book aficionado that it was like Spiderman, Hulk and The Joker opening a bakery together and I told a gay porn star that he should go back to college.

I couldn’t be bothered to talk him through the Kevin Keegan saga or the sad, pallid sacking of Alan Curbishley or of Manchester City suddenly, maliciously, becoming the world’s richest team – he was just too fraught with doubt and anyway it might’ve got him frisky. How can any of us reasonably expect the people of Los Angeles to appreciate what’s happening? I’ve followed this sport my whole life and it doesn’t make any sense.

Here’s a couple of crazy clips from his VMA press conference:

VMA Press Conference

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1594151&vid=272507

Aha – so this doesn’t platy outside the US – well how about this clip by the BBC’s lovely Peter Bowes shot at Russell’s Hollywood home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G4dCrOtan4

What’s going on with this fun loving prankster astrologically? Well he’s definitely a classic Gemini, who gets bored easily, loves to shag, and is extremely intelligent. I think his new DVD will be a smash hit and you can expect to see him in more movies next year. On the romantic side, I think he’s to busy being a player. Girls you’ve been warned!

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