Now that John McCain is acting all presidential, he’s decided to bail on David Letterman’s show tonight. Of course that is a big no no, and he has taken the opportunity to “roast” John McCain on his show tonight.

Here is his Top Ten Questions People are Asking The John McCain Campaign:

#10 “I just contributed to your campaign – how do I get a refund?”

#9 “It’s Sarah Palin –- does this mean I’m pars’dent?”

#8 “Can’t you solve this by selling some of your houses?”

#7 “This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?”

#6 “Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?”

#5 “Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?”

#4 “What would Matlock do?”

#3 “Hillary here –- my schedule is free Friday night.”

It’ll be interesting here to see if Barack Obama feels the need to suspend his campaign to go down there and work on the economy.  He’s also a senator.  And his running mate, Joe Biden, he’s also a senator.  So there, those two guys have to get back to work.  So, of course, they’ll suspend their campaign.  Don’t you think? 

The Democrats are now at a real disadvantage because Barack Obama has got to race back and fix the economy.  So does Joe Biden.  He has to race back and fix the economy. But the Republicans have Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska.  The Alaska economy is fine.  It don’t need fixing.  It’s fine.  So she’ll continue the campaign.  So the Democrats are really in a hole now.

#2 “Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?”

#1 “This is President Bush –- what’s all this trouble with the economy?”

HILARIOUS! Maybe they should take the 700 billion and hit Vegas. Bet it all on red. See ya at the debate.