I guess you can’t outwit or outsmart a Catholic school teacher who has Jesus on his side. Last night on Big Brother, Dan Gheesling took home $500,000. WOWZA! His good buddy in the house, Memphis Garrett, was the runner-up.

The two spoke with The Early Show co-anchor and Big Brother host Julie Chen just moments after the season finale.

“Dan, you have just won a half million dollars. How does it feel to be the big winner of Big Brother 10?” Chen asked.

“It’s very hard to fathom at this point, $500,000 is alot of money, but being a big fan of the show, winning this is like a dream come true, and I couldn’t have done it without the renegade brother Memphis,” Gheesling said.

What about Memphis, how does he feel? He did win $50,000 for his efforts. Not to shabby. What does the future hold for him astrologically? Robert “Memphis” Garrett was born on December 6, 1982 and has Sun in fun loving Sag. He has Moon in practical Virgo which squares his Sun. Which means he may suffer from insecurity on an emotional level, or have issues with Mumsy.

His Mercury and Venus is in freedom loving Sag as well. I bet this guy is going to travel, have fun, and try his hand at acting. My prediction is you will catch him on the celebrity reality circuit. On the romance front, if he’s in a relationship, they will definitely hit a rough spot around the holidays. I would expect a break up. If he’s single, I would advise him to enjoy his freedom, and I don’t see him settling down till 2010 or 2011.

On Dan Gheesling, I would expect him to quit teaching. Hollywood here he comes!