I think it would be hilarious if Simon Cowell was the new face of Viagra. I keep thinking of the cheesy commercials, Viva Viagra. Elvis must be rolling in his grave right now.

According to Simon Cowell, the man we love to hate, confessed he turned down millions to be the new face of Viagra.

According to Now Magazine:

Even though he admits the only thing that makes him happy is money, perma-tanned Simon, 48, turned down an ‘incredibly big deal’ to be the new face of Viagra. ‘If [cash] could pour on me every day like a shower, I would lie in that shower for hours,’ he says. ‘But I just said, “Sorry, this has to be an insult”.’

Yes Simon, you wouldn’t want fans to think you’re a “non performer” in the bedroom. On a side note, Simon thinks once women hit 40, it’s downhill after that. The only saving grace for “mature” women? Plastic surgery. He thinks EVERY WOMAN over 40 should go under the knife.

Simon Cowell would force surgery upon all mature women if he had his way. The record producer is proud of his groomed look and believes women of a certain age should take as much pride in their appearance as he does. ‘I’d make it compulsory for every woman over 40 [to have plastic surgery],’ he once quipped.

In January 2009, you can catch Simon Cowell on the new season of American Idol. Don’t worry, he will look fresh and lovely with loads of botox.