It’s not something I would normally publish but it’s just too funny to not print. Here ya go.

POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has threatened DEF LEPPARD singer Joe Elliott with a beatdown following Elliott’s recent onstage outburst in which Joe reportedly called Rockett a “fucking idiot [who has] never seen a good band before.”

I think these guys should hang it up, I mean really. Rikki was recently cleared of rape charges, Brett is on his “Rock of Love” Bus tour, and Def Leppard is soooooooooooooooooooooooo over.

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