Yes, bloggers unite. We’re having a field day with McCain’s selection of MILF, Sarah Palin, as his running mate. Over the next few weeks, I’m going to be featuring “guest posts” from my new resident bloggers. I’d like to welcome Nostraboris, who will be providing humorous political commentary. He’s a cross between Bill Mahr meets John Stewart. You can check out his blog at www.nostraboris.com.

On the psychic side, Justine Kenzer, better known as Psychic Girl will join me as well. She’s a popular “Celebrity Psychic” in Hollywood. You can check her out at www.psychicgirl.com. She will be providing helpful psychic tips from love to fashion. Welcome Justine!

To start the holiday weekend rolling, I’m going to feature the latest post from Nostraboris.com:

As with abortion, Bush tax-cuts, and drilling for oil, McCain just made it clear that he is flexible on the issue of experience as well. Scaring voters into believing Obama was too young didn’t work, and only lead to more young registered voters. (not a good thing when your candidate is 72 year old).

Running out of target demographics other than the completely retarded, the GOP noticed that one third of Clinton supporters (mostly bitter, divorced, middle-aged feminists) claimed to be considering voting for McCain.

In a last ditch effort, the momentum-free campaign decided to go for the spite vote, and scrambled to find a female candidate.

Bearing a slight resemblance to Laura Dern’s character in “Recount”, new McCain running mate Sarah Palin basked in the light of camera’s flashing. She offered no irony when she proclaimed that “Hillary left 18 million cracks in the highest glass ceiling, but women aren’t finished yet!”.

That this might actually insult most of the Clinton hold outs in stead of excite them, never occurred to anyone on the Republican side. America no longer has to worry about melanoma proving to be lethal even for John McCain.

In such a case, the new Commander in Chief brings the following experience to the table when (not) meeting Putin, Ahmedinejad, and China, or addressing health care, Iraq, Al Qaida, and the Mortgage Crisis

- Former Miss Alaska contender (came in second)

- Winner Miss Wasilia beauty pageant

- Milf hunter type appeal (when squinting one’s eyes)

- Mayor of a town of 8,500

- Governor of Alaska (pop. 670,000)

- Has met John McCain once

Wow, well said Nostraboris. What did McCain do, open the “Political Yellow Pages,” close his eyes, and pick a name? It just proves that McCain’s plan is, he has no plan. He would have been better off casting Glenn Close or Meryl Streep as his running mate. Now, that’s a Vice President!