No, I’m not making this up. Yes, in Singapore you can get 14 years for sniffing women’s armpits. A weird fetish that is NOT tolerated in Sing Sing along with long hair and chewing gum.

In Singapore in June, a 36-year-old man was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane after he was convicted of 23 counts of molesting women on elevators and other places, mostly by sniffing their armpits. [Reuters, 6-12-08]

Other Weird News…

In June, a masochist, with tastes similar to those of the Ontario man reported here three months ago, was sentenced to four years in jail for encouraging two underage girls near Bicester, England, to kick him repeatedly in the groin until he could no longer handle the pain. [Oxford (England) Mail, 6-16-08]

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