Now that Jason is a celebrity, over the weekend he was a judge for a Seattle Wine Tasting Festival. According to the
reporters, he had MILFS, and cougars hitting on him left and right. (It must have been the wine).
No, because Kirkland single dad Jason Mesnick, who was dumped on the latest season of The Bachelorette, was one of the competition’s judges (he’s the one on the left). And so the ladies were in full effect, falling all over themselves to get his attention with their designer sunglasses and oversized purses, their mini dogs and their finest maxi dresses.
For the record, our source at the scene claims that Mesnick was kinda a tool, asked a lot of dumb questions, and had tons of cougars hitting on him after the event. “I didn’t even know who the hell he was–he had to explain himself to me–which was hilarious. Then he kept trying to defend himself thinking that I was judging him for being on a reality show when in all actuality I didn’t care. He wasn’t even attractive. Word on the streets is he’ll be the next Bachelor.”
The reporter seems kinda snarky, I guess he or she doesn’t understand women’s taste in men. Cheers to Jason, I hope you’re our next Bachelor. Don’t forget to read your daily horoscopes.



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