I found this hilarious post last night. Last year, Scarlett Johansson denied rumors about her and Benicio Del Toro having sex in the elevator of Los Angeles’ Chateau Marmont hotel. Supposedly it was after the Oscars. If you have ever been to the Chateau Marmont, the elevators are the size of a tiny closet. Sounds fun though. He is muy caliente!

On the popular site, www.whosdatedwho.com, Benicio seems to have a fetish for blonds. He’s had “encounters” with Charlize Theron, Sophie Dahl, and Heather Graham. In the relationship category, Alicia Silverstone and most recently Sara Foster. None of these lovely ladies have managed to drag him down the aisle. What makes this hot Puerto Rican dude tick?

Benicio was born on February 19, 1967. He has Sun in sensitive Pisces, Moon in curious Gemini, and Venus in romantic Pisces. He has several planets squaring his Moon, which makes him emotionally insecure, and difficulties with women. Over the next two years, Saturn in Virgo will oppose all his planets in Pisces. This could mean he will suffer a great heartbreak in a relationship. Looking at his chart, I don’t expect him to settle down until 2011 or later.

If you haven’t rented his new DVD, Things We Lost in the Fire, get it next time you’re at Blockbuster. Benicio Del Toro is AMAZING in the film.

On another note, Heather Graham has DONE EVERYONE! Including Drew Barrymore, Matt Dillon, Heath Ledger, Benicio Del Toro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ed Burns, and many others. Check it out!