Thank god, MySpace is on the downslide. We won’t have to be subjected to people who are famous, just because they have lots of fake friends on MySpace. Who am I talking about? Tila Tequila the Scorpio girl you love to hate. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

In a new naked rant, I guess her desperate plea for help, or a publicist. One of the highlights of the tape, she pulls out a tampon and masturbates. Ummm, maybe she should be calling Vivid. Of course, Ustream pulled the video. According to TMZ, her wacko rant went on for hours…

Of course, this was days after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for battery and false imprisonment, reality show star Tila Tequila had a bizarre, off-the-wall meltdown Thursday on her live Ustream page. Why the hell Ustream? How much did they pay you girl?

“I am an angel… because I am here to save the world with my army… People call me an attention whore… but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself… I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing… that’s why I’m a lesbian… I was born naked… anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

In a statement to TMZ, Tila’s attorney, Cyrus Nownejad, said he thinks the “domestic violence” incident with Merriman in September “pushed her over the edge.”

Her lawyer acknowledged something is majorly wrong with Tequila and he’s exploring options to find her help. Are you sure? Or is she just being a marketing machine? What’s next? Dr Drew, Celebrity or Sex Rehab???

What’s love got to do with it? I guess for the new Orange County housewife, Alexis, absolutely nothing. Her ex hubby and old college sweetheart decided to throw her under the Star magazine bus. He’s dishing the dirty details on their divorce which includes:  infidelity, boozy brawls, computer hacking, physical threats and missing money are all included in the back-and-forth charges contained in their divorce file.

“We had been college sweethearts in Missouri,” Jeff, sales engineer, tells Star. “I never dreamt back then that things between us could turn so ugly.”

Jeff says Alexis — who is now remarried with three young children — cheated on him and that she “can be an extremely mean, irrational drunk.” Alexis accuses Jeff of “a terrifying computer invasion,” of hacking into her personal e-mail account, threatening her and taking $10,000 from their joint savings account to buy stock in his name only.

Well Jeff, I guess she found a richer hubby. I wonder how much he got paid for his story? Is it just me, or does she look TOTALLY different. She must have had LOTS of plastic surgery.

On the new season of Real Housewives of Orange County, it’s starting to get ugly.  It looks like Tamra and her control freak hubby Simon, may be headed for splitsville. Also, her home in Ladera Ranch is in pre-foreclosure. I guess the not so happy couple, can’t afford the $2k a month property tax payments on their palatial pad anymore. In 2005, they purchased it for $1.7 million and now it’s only worth $900k. Also, she had to give up her $500 a month housekeeper.

Lynne Curtin, one of the new housewives, recently got evicted from her house for not paying rent. On the other hand, she can STILL afford a facelift and a nose job for her daughter. WHAT???  Gosh, I’m glad she has her priorities straight. According to a fan post, Lynne has been evicted before. I have to admit, she does look gorgeous in her new pics. The plastic surgeon definitely took 10 to 15 years off her face.

Slade and Gretchen are madly in love, is it just me, or does he seem much nicer this season? Or maybe Gretchen is just a better match for him. They seem to share the same sense of humor, passion, and well…they look really good together.

Wicked Vicki, let viewers know we are going to see a “kinder and gentler” girl this season. I guess she must have cringed after watching last season and how poorly she treated her hubby. Honey, your definitely getting older but you’re not getting better, I would hang on to your man.

The new girl, Alexis, is absolutely gorgeous. I’m a bit perplexed by her relationship with her hubby. They spend ALL their time together and seem to be genuinely in love. I hope the show doesn’t ruin their marriage. Fame does go to your head.

I’m definitely enjoying this season, I will miss Jeana, but I’m interested to see what happens with Alexis.

Mickey Rourke, a Virgo, recently revealed that he has sworn off dating actresses. He told the Daily Telegraph, “I don’t want to live with an actress again, no matter how they look,” quoted him as telling the Mail on Sunday newspaper. “I’m working opposite Megan Fox and Eva Green next, and I’m certainly not complaining. But I’ll tell you, once bitten …” he added.

The Wrestler star, who has four pet Chihuahuas, credits his dogs to help him get through the dark times. “My dogs really helped me get through the dark times. I lost everything at the same time – my wife, my career, my house, my credibility – and all I had left was the dogs plus just two or three people who stuck with me,” he said.

“I was living under the mat – being known and then being known for being out of work, for having fallen from grace. You go and buy a pack of smokes and people say, “Hey, didn’t you used to be that actor?” So it was a very shameful place, and the dogs (he has owned eight chihuahuas) were my friends.

“A lot of people you meet out there turn their backs on you once you’re down, but the dogs don’t. The one dog I loved, Loki, died last year, and she is deeply missed but with me in spirit,” he added.

We love ya Mickey. You may be avoiding the actresses but we KNOW you still love those Victoria Secret Models.

It looks like the creators of the “Real Housewives” franchises is in the early stages of planning a new series, “Boys Club ATL,” according to Variety.com.

The latest show from production company Evolution Media, which has yet to be cast or pitched to networks, will feature a group of well-to-do dudes in Atlanta, according to Variety.

“Men’s lives are as dramatic and interesting as their female counterparts,” Evolution President Douglas Ross told Variety. “Our goal isn’t to embarrass or ridicule them. We’re trying to capture their rich, varied experiences.”

I wonder what types of men they will have on the show? Athletes, musicians, players, and a couple of guys on the down low? In case you’re not familiar with the term tha down low, it’s guys who pretend to be straight, when they really want to be with dudes.  A popular book released last year, Hiding in Hip Hop, gives the scoop on who is hiding in the closet.

Here’s a couple of blind items:

Jazz, “a nice looking brother, had women swooning when his character as a hard-working, married man graced the television screen. His hit show marked a milestone because of its accurate portrayal of African-American family life. The world doesn’t want to know that their favorite actor likes sleeping with other men.”

Lucas, “a megastar. No matter what film project he was attached to it was bound to be a box office smash,” and Kareem, “a leading sitcom actor, is married to an actress.” The film crew took bets on “how often Lucas’s ‘boyfriend’ Kareem would show up and how long he would stay. It was like clockwork; Kareem arrived each day at the same time and went straight to the trailer for hours on end. Our circle was talking about the down low circle Lucas and Kareem were in. But it was a hard nut to crack; they were superstars.”

Either way, I’m SURE the show will have plenty of drama. Should be hitting your TV set by next summer.

It looks like Omarosa is jumping on the dating bandwagon. The cougar’s new show is titled, “Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger” and the sexy lady will get to choose between 12 bachelors. Couldn’t they come up with a better name for the show? UGH!

The men on the show will compete for our Virgo girl’s affections through a series of business and relationship related challenges. The show promises to be more than a typical dating show and will include “successful, egotistical bachelors,” according to a TV One press release.

But thanks to the series, Omarosa, who was voted America’s #1 reality TV villain by TV Guide, will once again find herself working with a former employer, “The Donald” himself. Trump Productions is one of the producers of the show, along with Juma Entertainment.

Wait a minute, I thought Omarosa was becoming a minister? In August 2009, Omarosa enrolled in United Theological Seminary in Ohio to pursue a Doctor of Ministry degree. I guess she’s trying to find a “man of God”, should add an interesting twist to the show. I guess not much action…

Since she’s a Virgo, you KNOW she’s going to be picky and bitchy. Just sayin, from one Virgo to another. She looks pretty good for being 39!

In a new interview, the girls discussed being a sex symbol at the age of 40 plus.  They discuss the biggest misconception fans have about them. Also, what it feels like to be a reality star.

Here is a portion of their interview:

Q: So what’s the biggest misconception people have of you?

Gretchen: That I’m a goldigger—I’m not. I’m a very self-sufficient woman I made my own money before I met Jeff; I still make my own money.

Tamra: That I’m the mean girl. I’m not the mean girl, I’m just misunderstood.

Vicki: It’s that I’m a control freak and all I do is work, but I actually have a great balance in my life.

Lynn: Probably that I’m kind of ditzy and I don’t really know what’s going on and that I’m not a good business woman. But I am. They’re going to be surprised this year when they see my stuff everywhere.

Q: What’s the most surprising thing about being on a reality show?

Gretchen: That people still know who you are without make-up on. People really only know 5% of me, it’s usually the most negative 5 percent too.

Tamra: I have people sending me stuff on my birthday, they know my address and they know my kids’ birthdays. They send me cards and shirts and bracelets.

Lynn: People know where you’re going all the time; they know who your kids are. Someone actually came up to my husband and told him he was being a bad parent. He had to abandon his cart and leave, the lady was harassing him for being a bad parent. It’s a total misconception, we’re the strictest parents.

I’m going to miss Jeana Keough.

Today, it was reported that Farrah Fawcett’s has left the bulk of her estate to her son Redmond. She left her son $4.5 million, once he is released from jail, he will get an allowance from the estate and money to buy a home.

Farrah also left $500,000 (£300,000) to her nephew, Gregory Walls, $500,000 (£300,000) to her father, James Fawcett, and $100,000 (£60,000) to ex-lover Gregory Lawrence Lott.

What about Ryan ONeal? He got a big fat zero. Farrah is buried at the Westwood Village Memorial Park in Los Angeles, California.